UNITED STATES CUSTOMS AND BORDER PROTECTION AGENTS DISCOVER SHOCKING UNDERGROUND TUNNEL FILLED WITH GOLD BARS AND MYSTERY BOTTLES JUST HOURS AGO!
JUST IN: A BUST OF EPIC PROPORTIONS HAS SHOOK THE BORDER PATROL TO ITS CORE! SOURCES CONFIRM THAT UNITED STATES CUSTOMS AND BORDER PROTECTION UNITS, ACTING ON A TIP FROM A WHISTLEBLOWER, HAVE UNEARTHED A SECRET TUNNEL SNEAKING BENEATH THE ARIZONA DESERT. BUT GET THIS, FOLKS—IT WASN'T STUFFED WITH DRUGS! NO! INSIDERS REVEAL THE HIDEAWAY WAS PACKED WITH GLEAMING GOLD BARS, VINTAGE COINS, AND A STASH OF OMINOUS, UNMARKED GLASS BOTTLES GLOWING UNDER BLACKLIGHT!
WHO LEFT THIS FORTUNE? AND WHAT’S IN MYSTERY LIQUID? THE GOVERNMENT IS CLAMMING UP, BUT A TRAITOR INSIDE THE AGENCY? A LOST PIRATE’S HAUL? WHISPERS OF A SECRET SOCIETY?? THIS IS THE BORDER SMUGGLING STORY THAT WILL KEEP YOU UP ALL NIGHT! DON'T SCROLL AWAY—SOMETHING HUGE IS HIDING IN PLAIN SIGHT!