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Why Everyone Is Auditioning for 'America's Most Wanted' at United States Customs and Border Protection

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Why Everyone Is Auditioning for 'America's Most Wanted' at United States Customs and Border Protection

The internet is losing it after travelers began staging elaborate Shakespearean monologues and TikTok dance challenges in airport security lines, all in a desperate bid to avoid the dreaded "secondary screening" by the United States Customs and Border Protection. The irony? The viral trend exploded after a traveler dressed as a literal tumbleweed, claiming to be a "natural disaster of state," hoping to be classified as "geological, not biological" and thus exempt from passport checks. CBP officers are reportedly so confused by the impromptu performances that they've started handing out "Best in Show" citations alongside the standard customs declarations.