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united states customs and border protection just caught a whole gyaru shipment of illegal Skibidi Toilets? 💀

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united states customs and border protection just caught a whole gyaru shipment of illegal Skibidi Toilets? 💀

OMG the rizz is off the charts rn. united states customs and border protection agents in Laredo straight up pulled a 500k shipment of knockoff Skibidi Toilets. They were hiding in nerd emoji boxes. Not the Ohio rizz we wanted, but the NPC energy is immaculate. We're all cooked.