Local Man's 47 Lb Bag of "Totally Legal" Gouda Seized by united states customs and border protection, Officials Confirm He Was "The Cheese Bandit"
AITA for laughing at the guy who tried to fly from Wisconsin to Paris with a suitcase full of illegal cheese? Apparently, united states customs and border protection agents at Detroit Metro Airport flagged a suspicious bag because it was "dripping with what they believed to be an odor of fresh milk." TL;DR: man claims it's for a wedding; CBP says it's a biological hazard. My man got his snack confiscated and a $1,500 fine, but the real crime is he didn't even bring crackers.