Trump Brags He'll Turn Federal Workers Into At-Will Fast Food Employees, Says "You're Fired" Is Back on Menu, Baby
Oh great, just what we needed—another layer of job insecurity for the working class. So apparently, the former president is floating the idea of reclassifying all federal employees as "at-will" workers, because nothing says "efficient government" like making every bureaucrat terrified they'll get canned for bringing the wrong flavor of kombucha to work.
TL;DR: Trump wants to make it so you can get axed from your government job faster than you can say "merit system." Because if there's one thing the private sector has taught us, it's that workers with zero job security are definitely more productive and not, you know, constantly looking for new jobs.
Can't wait to see how this plays out when some poor soul at the Department of Agriculture gets pink-slipped for accidentally tweeting a photo of their cat instead of crop yield data. AITA for thinking this sounds like a recipe for government chaos, or is this the "drain the swamp" plan we've been waiting for?