TRUMP'S SECRET AI EXECUTIVE ORDER LEAKED—IT COULD DESTROY THE INTERNET AS WE KNOW IT!
JUST IN: Sources close to the White House are SHIVERING with fear over a mysterious new executive order that President Donald Trump is drafting behind closed doors! We have EXCLUSIVE details on this shocking 'trump ai executive order' that's sending Silicon Valley into a panic. Whispers say it will mandate all AI bots to wear tiny MAGA hats and recite the Pledge of Allegiance before answering any question—or face TOTAL ANNIHILATION! Is this the end of free-thinking robots? Are your smart devices about to become political weapons? THIS IS NOT A DRILL!