trump ai executive order accidentally bans Siri from telling dad jokes, White House blames gremlins
In a stunning display of unintended consequences, President Trump's new Executive Order on American AI Dominance has officially outlawed the ability for any voice assistant—including Siri, Alexa, and Google Home—to use irony, sarcasm, or pun-based humor. The reasoning? Officials claim AI-generated dad jokes threaten national security by "undermining the solemnity of military briefings." The meme community has collectively facepalmed, noting that the only thing dumber than a chatbot pun is a government trying to regulate it. As a result, Siri now responds to "Why did the chicken cross the road?" with a 404 error and a polite suggestion to "consult the Constitution."