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Man Buys $2000 Worth of NFTs Using 'Trump AI Executive Order' Meme, Still Stuck in Crypto Purgatory AITA? TL;DR: Wealthy entrepreneur uses vague AI executive order as an excuse to buy monkey jpegs, absolutely shocked that 'decentralized future' is just a fancy word for losing money on a pixelated banana.

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Man Buys $2000 Worth of NFTs Using 'Trump AI Executive Order' Meme, Still Stuck in Crypto Purgatory AITA? TL;DR: Wealthy entrepreneur uses vague AI executive order as an excuse to buy monkey jpegs, absolutely shocked that 'decentralized future' is just a fancy word for losing money on a pixelated banana.