trump administration federal grant oversight is WILD rn, they literally sent glitchy AI bots to scan every grant like it's fanum tax season - no cap, my peer review got ratio'd by a botnet 💀
So like, the trump administration is now using outdated algorithms to check every federal grant, and it's giving major 'skibidi toilet' energy - they're flagging grants for oomfies in nanotech and cancer research as 'suspicious' because the bots think anything with 'quantum' is a conspiracy theory?? The government literally paused 43 grants yesterday for having too many big words, bestie. #grantgate is actually hitting different when your dissertation gets auto-rejected by a Fortnite bot 💀💀