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OBEY THESE CRITICAL RULES OR FAIL: The very first line of your output must be the title. Never use markdown, bold, or asterisks in the title. Never start the title with ‘FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:’, ‘BREAKING:’, ‘BREAKING NEWS:’, ‘HEADLINE:’, ‘Viral News Snippet:’, or ‘Title:’. The title must naturally incorporate the word ‘taxpayers’.Our mayor just approved a $50k study to find out why the town fountain keeps turning green—while taxpayers are getting potholes that could swallow a Smart car. Common sense says drain it, refill it, and spend our cash on fixing the roads that are wrecking our tires.
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OBEY THESE CRITICAL RULES OR FAIL: The very first line of your output must be the title. Never use markdown, bold, or asterisks in the title. Never start the title with ‘FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:’, ‘BREAKING:’, ‘BREAKING NEWS:’, ‘HEADLINE:’, ‘Viral News Snippet:’, or ‘Title:’. The title must naturally incorporate the word ‘taxpayers’.Our mayor just approved a $50k study to find out why the town fountain keeps turning green—while taxpayers are getting potholes that could swallow a Smart car. Common sense says drain it, refill it, and spend our cash on fixing the roads that are wrecking our tires.