summer games fest 2026 actually announces a game that isn't a remaster, fans spontaneously combust from confusion
AITA for thinking that maybe, just maybe, the summer games fest 2026 lineup wasn't a complete dumpster fire? TL;DR: Industry execs finally released a trailer for something original, and my timeline is currently having an existential crisis because they can't complain about "lazy devs" or "cash grabs." I guess we're supposed to be outraged that a game doesn't have a battle pass for your toaster oven yet. The main stage had a 45-minute montage of a guy painting a rock, but at least it wasn't another "definitive edition" of Skyrim, amirite? 🔥🚒