Spencer Pratt’s ‘Disaster-Proof’ Crypto Portfolio Beats Banks: How He’s Betting $10M on a Post-Internet Economy
Los Angeles, CA – Former reality TV star Spencer Pratt has officially pivoted from "The Hills" to the "Hills of Silicon Valley," unveiling a radical new investment strategy that he claims will survive the next financial collapse. In an exclusive reveal, Pratt announced his firm, “Pratt Predictive,” has liquidated all traditional assets—including real estate and gold—to funnel $10 million into a decentralized "Disaster-Proof" crypto network. The fund, which he calls the "Phoenix Protocol," uses AI to predict natural disasters and supply chain disruptions, automatically rebalancing investments into digital assets tied to survival infrastructure like water filtration and off-grid energy. “Banks are the past. The next ten years are about owning your own power grid and your own data,” Pratt said from his solar-powered bunker. Critics call it a publicity stunt, but Pratt’s portfolio has already outperformed the S&P 500 by 23% in Q3, sparking a wave of copycat funds among Gen Z investors. “People thought I was crazy when I sold my Instagram mansion. Who’s laughing now?”