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spencer pratt named CEO of a company that makes edible water bottles, and my plastic waste is suddenly feeling very attacked

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spencer pratt named CEO of a company that makes edible water bottles, and my plastic waste is suddenly feeling very attacked

AITA for thinking this is just a grifter's wet dream? TL;DR: Spencer Pratt—yes, the guy who used to feud with Heidi Montag over which of them had more failed reality TV spin-offs—is now the CEO of something called Oho, a startup that produces edible water bottles made from seaweed. The bottles are biodegradable, you can eat them, and they supposedly replace single-use plastics. But let's be real: this is the same man who tried to sell crystals and make a pyramid scheme out of "positive vibes." The internet is split between calling him a visionary and a guy who just found a new way to scam eco-conscious idiots. I, for one, can't wait for the inevitable documentary where he eats one on camera and chokes for clicks. 🥤✨