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Social Security Trust Fund Depletion lowkey finna hit diff by 2035 fr fr

Bruh, the Social Security trust fund is about to skibidi outta existence by 2035 if Congress don't touch grass. 💀 Basically, the money pot is gonna run dry, so our checks might catch a 23% rizz-cut. That's like losing a whole rent payment for the boomers and gen x. The math is giving crash out, and no cap, we might need to start a gofundme for grandma's avocado toast. This is the ultimate OHIO moment for your future bag. Slay or decay, y'all.