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Social Security trust fund depletion forces Boomers to finally accept that the avocado toast was not, in fact, the problem, AITA for laughing?

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Social Security trust fund depletion forces Boomers to finally accept that the avocado toast was not, in fact, the problem, AITA for laughing?

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