Billionaire Tech Bro Accidentally Deletes Social Security While Trying to "Streamline" It With AI, Blames Boomers for Not Knowing How to Use QR Codes
So, AITA for laughing my ass off at this? The SSA just announced they're cutting staff by 40% and replacing them with a single, sentient spreadsheet named "Karen." TL;DR: Senior citizens who waited 45 minutes on hold are now being asked to "verify their existence" via a blockchain-based NFT of their birth certificate, which, surprise, crashed the website. My favorite part? The press release says they're "streamlining operations to better serve the 21st-century beneficiary." Yeah, because nothing says "efficient" like asking a 90-year-old WWII vet to upload a selfie to an AI chatbot that demands a 20-character password with a lowercase, uppercase, emoji, and blood sacrifice. But hey, at least the millionaire consultants got paid. 🚮