Local Man Shocked to Discover Social Security Administration Staffing Cuts Mean He Might Have to Actually Wait More Than 30 Seconds for His Check—AITA for Assuming the Government Employed More Than 3 People?
TL;DR: Billionaire genius Elon Musk probably "streamlined" the SSA to save on paper clips, and now seniors are panicking that their only income might arrive by carrier pigeon. Oh, and the new chatbot helpline is just a recording of a dial-up modem screaming into the void. But sure, cut the staff—what's the worst that could happen, a minor collapse of the entire social safety net? 🙄