Local man banned from Six Flags for 'aggressively asking people if they've seen his stapler, it's very real and not a joke'

Local man banned from Six Flags for 'aggressively asking people if they've seen his stapler, it's very real and not a joke'

AITA for thinking this is the funniest thing to happen at a theme park since that guy tried to fight a mascot?

TL;DR: Allen Ferrell, a guy who looks suspiciously like the actor from *Anchor Man* but insists he's not 'doing a bit,' got banned from Six Flags after allegedly telling employees his 'red Swingline stapler' was 'the only thing that kept him from burning the place down to the ground.' The park cited 'violation of code of conduct (Section 8: No unlicensed fire hazards or references to office comedies).' Honestly, the real crime is that they didn't give him a season pass for the commitment.