S&p 500 Rapid Rise History Ignored as City Council Prioritizes Goat Yoga Over Pothole Crisis
Oh, brilliant. Another day, another city council meeting where our tax dollars go to the dogs—or in this case, goats. While the s&p 500 rapid rise history is showing us that smart money is on growth and stability, our brilliant leaders are debating goat yoga permits. Common sense would tell you to fix the crater-sized potholes on Main Street before funding a program to teach toddlers how to milk alpacas for ‘emotional wellness.’ But who am I? Just a guy who pays his bills and doesn’t need a 12-step program to avoid a sinkhole.