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s&p 500 rapid rise history: Man buys index fund, falls asleep for 40 years, wakes up to find his $500 portfolio now worth exactly one mildly used Honda Civic

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s&p 500 rapid rise history: Man buys index fund, falls asleep for 40 years, wakes up to find his $500 portfolio now worth exactly one mildly used Honda Civic

AITA for telling my grandpa to shut up about his "value investing" and just dump his pension into the s&p 500 rapid rise history like the rest of us lemmings? TL;DR: He’s still mad about the Dot-Com bubble and keeps buying gold buried in his backyard. 📈🚀