S&P 500 Rapid Rise History: Shia LaBeouf Crashes Wall Street Premiere, Screams ‘This is the Real Bubble!’
In what is already being called the most unhinged red carpet moment of the decade, a shirtless Shia LaBeouf stormed the New York Stock Exchange premiere of ‘Wolf of Wall Street 2’ tonight, grabbing the mic mid-interview to scream that the s&p 500 rapid rise history is being faked by lizard people. “You think this rally is organic?!” he howled, dousing himself with what appeared to be Gatorade. A visibly flustered Margot Robbie tried to keep her composure as Shia pretended to be a roller coaster, screaming “UP! UP! AND THEN—CRASH!” while security dragged him away. Witnesses say he was still yelling about “shorting the future” as he disappeared into a waiting Escalade.