Red Lobster's Times Square Closure Linked to Secret Underground Tunnel System, Say Anonymous Leakers
A confidential insider has leaked that the abrupt red lobster times square closure is not a simple financial failure, but the result of a mysterious, unmarked tunnel discovered beneath the flagship location. Operatives are quietly burrowing into a submerged vault rumored to hold classified shipping manifests from the 1970s. The cheddar bay biscuits were a cover. I’d advise staying clear of 43rd Street—they’re scrubbing the data.