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Red Lobster Times Square Closure Is the 'Fall of Rome' for Corporate America, Historians Warn

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Red Lobster Times Square Closure Is the 'Fall of Rome' for Corporate America, Historians Warn

A classic American seafood chain shutting down its iconic Times Square location is being compared by economic historians to the gradual collapse of the Roman Empire—not because of barbarians at the gate, but because of all-you-can-eat shrimp deals. The Red Lobster Times Square closure marks the first time a national brand has retreated from the world's most expensive real estate since the 2008 Lehman Brothers crash, echoing the moment a Roman legion failed to pay its soldiers with salt. As endless shrimp promotions devour profit margins, experts say this pattern of overexpansion followed by sudden collapse is a hidden historical cycle seen from the Silk Road to the Dot-Com bubble.