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Red Lobster's Times Square Closure Reveals Bizarre Digital 'Glitch'—Google Maps Shows Restaurant Operating at 47th Street Location for Seven Years That Never Existed

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Red Lobster's Times Square Closure Reveals Bizarre Digital 'Glitch'—Google Maps Shows Restaurant Operating at 47th Street Location for Seven Years That Never Existed

A mysterious data anomaly has surfaced after the sudden closure of Red Lobster at 9 Times Square, with technical analysts uncovering a so-called 'glitch in the matrix'—Google Maps listings show the chain had a phantom 'Red Lobster' marked at 347 W 47th Street for seven years, an address that actually housed a laundromat and a vacant lot. The false tag confused delivery drivers and tourists alike, generating over 1,200 reviews for a restaurant that couldn't serve food. Analysts now suspect a cascading data error linked to the chain's restructuring, making the 'red lobster times square closure' not just a business story, but a digital mystery.