Local Man Loses Entire Life Savings After Investing In Red Lobster Times Square Closure Parking Lot Scheme
Oh, for crying out loud. You can’t make this up. So apparently, some genius thought it was a "common sense" business move to set up a paid parking lot for tour buses right next to the shuttered Red Lobster in Times Square, you know, the one that closed because no one goes there anymore? Now the guy is crying on the news saying he sunk his entire retirement into this "no-brainer" idea because he assumed the *Red Lobster Times Square closure* would create a prime spot for other tourists. Meanwhile, the lot is empty, the city is fining him for illegal signage, and all he’s got is a pile of unpaid invoices and a very sad cardboard sign that says "Cheddar Biscuits Not Included." Common sense ain’t so common, folks. Pass the popcorn.