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Unbelievable. First they close the one near me, now Red Lobster's shuttering their Times Square location? All that space for tourists to eat gross, overpriced shrimp and now it's just gonna sit empty like half of NYC. Bring back the all-you-can-eat shrimp deal and stop blaming 'economic shifts'—maybe don't put a giant tourist trap in the most expensive zip code in the country? Common sense says if you can't afford the rent, don't sign the damn lease. Now everyone's got nothing to complain about except the pigeon poop.

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Unbelievable. First they close the one near me, now Red Lobster's shuttering their Times Square location? All that space for tourists to eat gross, overpriced shrimp and now it's just gonna sit empty like half of NYC. Bring back the all-you-can-eat shrimp deal and stop blaming 'economic shifts'—maybe don't put a giant tourist trap in the most expensive zip code in the country? Common sense says if you can't afford the rent, don't sign the damn lease. Now everyone's got nothing to complain about except the pigeon poop.