Red Lobster Times Square Closure got me like π¦π... they really said 'seafood dreams are free but rent is NOT a vibe'
POV: you pull up to Times Square for a cheddar bay biscuit run but the whole chain just got ghosted fr fr. CEO said 'we're cooked' and dipped like a shrimp in butter sauce. The 20-year lease expired faster than my last braincell after a math test.
Employees posted a sign that hits different: 'Our dip is gone, so we're dipping out'. NYC real estate ate them alive, no cap. Skibidi toilet vibes for realβthis spot is now a dead zone for lobster lovers. Snack o'clock is canceled, besties. π¦π«