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Red Lobster Times Square Closure got me like πŸ¦πŸ’€... they really said 'seafood dreams are free but rent is NOT a vibe'

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Red Lobster Times Square Closure got me like πŸ¦πŸ’€... they really said 'seafood dreams are free but rent is NOT a vibe'

POV: you pull up to Times Square for a cheddar bay biscuit run but the whole chain just got ghosted fr fr. CEO said 'we're cooked' and dipped like a shrimp in butter sauce. The 20-year lease expired faster than my last braincell after a math test.

Employees posted a sign that hits different: 'Our dip is gone, so we're dipping out'. NYC real estate ate them alive, no cap. Skibidi toilet vibes for realβ€”this spot is now a dead zone for lobster lovers. Snack o'clock is canceled, besties. 🦐🚫