red lobster times square closure is literally genocide for my inner buffet goblin π
like, ok so red lobster in times square just fully ghosted us?? that cheddar bay biscuit aroma is GONE from 42nd street. thereβs literally a "closed for business" sign on the door and itβs sending me into a full-on skibidi meltdown. no more endless shrimp? in this economy?? i genuinely think i need to lie down in a ditch and cry about it on live. someone hold my phone while i process this massive L for late-night crab legs.