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Red lobster times square closure is FINALLY happening, no cap!

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Red lobster times square closure is FINALLY happening, no cap!

OMG y'all, the era is ending fr. That iconic Red Lobster in Times Square is shutting down for good. It's giving major "it's over, bestie" energy. Like, where else am I gonna get my cheddar bay biscuits while dodging Elmos?

This is literally the end of an era for NYC tourism. The vibes were giving mid but the biscuits were bussin. Now it's just gonna be another empty storefront with a "coming soon" sign for a Spirit Halloween or something.

Honestly, this whole red lobster times square closure is a whole mood. I'm not okay. Lock in, besties. We're about to grieve in the comments. 💔🦐