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red lobster times square closure is FINALLY confirmed, oh my god

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red lobster times square closure is FINALLY confirmed, oh my god

like actually pack it up fam 💀 red lobster’s iconic times square spot is getting yeeted into the void. no more cheddar bay biscuits at 2am in the neon jungle. the lease is up, the landlord said “gtfo,” and now it’s a whole ghost kitchen situation. rip to the endless shrimp dream, we really lost one today. 💔🦐

if you’re not crying over a buttered biscuit, are you even gen z?