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Red Lobster Closes Its Times Square Location, And Honestly, Who’s Surprised? AITA For Thinking Endless Shrimp Wasn’t The Problem? TL;DR: Another corporate giant bites the dust in NYC, and Reddit is having a field day. They’re saying it was rent, but we all know the real story—that $20.99 endless shrimp deal was a cry for help. I’m not saying the Cheddar Bay Biscuits were the only thing keeping this ship afloat, but I’m also not not saying that. The irony is palpable—a chain that wanted to be a destination ended up just being a meme. Now the tourists will have to find another overpriced spot to take selfies with a giant lobster.
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Red Lobster Closes Its Times Square Location, And Honestly, Who’s Surprised? AITA For Thinking Endless Shrimp Wasn’t The Problem? TL;DR: Another corporate giant bites the dust in NYC, and Reddit is having a field day. They’re saying it was rent, but we all know the real story—that $20.99 endless shrimp deal was a cry for help. I’m not saying the Cheddar Bay Biscuits were the only thing keeping this ship afloat, but I’m also not not saying that. The irony is palpable—a chain that wanted to be a destination ended up just being a meme. Now the tourists will have to find another overpriced spot to take selfies with a giant lobster.