Man Spends 6 Hours Eating Endless Shrimp As Red Lobster Times Square Closure Looms, Claims He's ‘Doing His Part’ For The Economy

Man Spends 6 Hours Eating Endless Shrimp As Red Lobster Times Square Closure Looms, Claims He's ‘Doing His Part’ For The Economy

AITA for thinking this guy is the hero we don't deserve? TL;DR local man decides to single-handedly tank the stock of whatever private equity firm owns Red Lobster now by committing to a shrimp-based siege right up to the final moments of the red lobster times square closure, while simultaneously trying to create a viral TikTok trend called #ShrimpLegacy. Critics say he’s just clogging the toilets for the new tenant. Honestly, the only real tragedy here is that the Cheddar Bay Biscuits won’t be there to soothe his inevitable gastrointestinal distress. What a time to be alive.