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Red Lobster shuts down its Times Square flagship because apparently even endless shrimp can’t compete with $40 rent, AITA for thinking this is peak capitalism? TL;DR: The chain closed their iconic NYC location, blaming high costs and low Cheddar Bay Biscuit sales, but let’s be real—tourists probably prefer overpriced pizza slices anyway. 🦐🔔
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Red Lobster shuts down its Times Square flagship because apparently even endless shrimp can’t compete with $40 rent, AITA for thinking this is peak capitalism? TL;DR: The chain closed their iconic NYC location, blaming high costs and low Cheddar Bay Biscuit sales, but let’s be real—tourists probably prefer overpriced pizza slices anyway. 🦐🔔