red lobster times square closure sends celebrities into a meltdown as the iconic chain shuts its doors for good
The red carpet was more of a black tie disaster tonight as the shocking red lobster times square closure sent shockwaves through Hollywood’s elite. Sources tell me that A-listers who were spotted stuffing their faces with Cheddar Bay biscuits just hours before the announcement are now in full panic mode. “This is worse than my divorce,” one Oscar winner was overheard sobbing into a lobster tail while paparazzi snapped desperate close-ups of their mascara-streaked faces. The drama reached a fever pitch when a well-known pop star reportedly tried to buy the entire menu, throwing a cash-stuffed clutch at the cashier and screaming, “You can’t take this away from me!” Rumors are swirling that the real reason for the closure is a secret underground celebrity feud over who gets the last table, but insiders hint at a more sinister corporate shake-up. One thing’s for sure: this viral disaster has turned Times Square into a battlefield of broken hearts and butter-stained hands.