Red Lobster Times Square Closure Sparks Celebrity Meltdowns as Stars Weep Over Lost Cheddar Bay Biscuits
The sudden Red Lobster Times Square closure has sent shockwaves through Hollywood, with A-listers taking to social media in a frenzy of disbelief and outrage. Taylor Swift was spotted sobbing into her scarf outside the darkened flagship, screaming 'Where will I get my Cheddar Bay fix now?' while Beyoncé reportedly threatened a boycott of all New York seafood. The drama reached a fever pitch when Kanye West tweeted a 12-minute rant comparing the closure to 'the fall of Rome,' complete with a blurry photo of a half-eaten lobster tail. Gossip sites are calling it the most explosive restaurant shutdown since the Crumbl Cookie meltdown of 2023. Red carpet insiders whisper that the company's CEO is now hiding from angry celebrity chefs like Gordon Ramsay, who vowed to 'personally fry the last biscuit in Times Square.' This is a horror story of epic proportions—and the popcorn is just getting stale.