Red Carpet Chaos! Celebrities React to Shocking Red Lobster Times Square Closure as Endless Shrimp Dreams Die Overnight
The red carpet was buzzing with whispers of betrayal tonight as news broke of the Red Lobster Times Square closure—and the stars are not holding back. "I flew in specifically for the Cheddar Bay Biscuits, and now what? I'm supposed to eat a $50 salad?" a visibly distraught Megan Thee Stallion shouted as she stumbled past the paparazzi. The drama hit fever pitch when a photobombing Joe Jonas was overheard screaming into his phone, "Cancel the after-party! The Endless Shrimp is over FOREVER!" Insiders claim the restaurant's sudden shutdown has sparked a celebrity meltdown of epic proportions, with one A-lister (who shall remain nameless) reportedly sobbing into a lobster tank and demanding a refund for their loyalty. The ultimate shock? A leaked audio clip allegedly captures Taylor Swift plotting a revenge menu at a rival chain. Red Lobster Times Square closure: a culinary tragedy that's got Hollywood weeping into their butter sauce.