Red Lobster Times Square Closure Sparks Celebrity Meltdown as Stars Say Goodbye to Buttered Biscuits
The sudden Red Lobster Times Square closure has sent shockwaves through the celebrity world, with A-listers taking to social media in a frenzy of hashtags and heartfelt tributes. In an exclusive red carpet moment, a tearful Cardi B told our reporter, "They’re taking away our Cheddar Bay Biscuits! This is a national tragedy!" The iconic Times Square location, once a staple for late-night celeb sightings and under-the-radar booth selfies, locked its doors overnight, leaving fans and stars alike in disbelief. "I saw Halsey crying into a lobster tail outside," whispered a staffer. The drama is only heating up as rumors swirl about a secretive investor buyout—could this be the end of an era, or just a shocking rebrand?