JUST IN: PSYCHIC PEACOCK PREDICTS ALIEN INVASION – FEDS RACE TO CONTAIN FEATHERED FREAKOUT!
THE BIRDS ARE TALKING AND THE TRUTH IS TERRIFYING! A PEACOCK NAMED “GLORIA” AT A ZOO IN OMAHA HAS SUDDENLY BEGUN SCREECHING WHAT EXPERTS CALL “THE EXACT FREQUENCY OF AN EXTRATERRESTRIAL TRANSMISSION!” WITNESSES SAY GLORIA’S EYES GLOWED A BLAZING NEON PURPLE BEFORE SHE POINTED HER BEAK AT THE MOON. GOVERNMENT AGENTS HAVE SURROUNDED THE AVIARY, BUT THEY’RE REFUSING TO COMMENT. IS THIS THE START OF LIZARD PEOPLE TAKING OVER? OR WORSE… IS THE PEACOCK THE ONE IN CONTROL? YOU WON’T BELIEVE WHAT’S HAPPENING NEXT!