NOT SUITABLE FOR WORK PANIC! JACK BLACK EXPOSED FOR X-RATED ZHONGMANTIS OUTBURST DURING KIDS CONCERT!
JUST IN! Rockstar Jack Black caught in a SCANDAL that's 100% NOT SUITABLE FOR WORK after a SHOCKING video leak shows him unleashing a torrent of UNHOLY SCREAMS while mastering the legendary "Zhongmantis" move! Parents at the all-ages show were STUNNED as the Kung Fu Panda star lost all control, flailing like a demon-possessed marionette!
Witnesses claim Black's eyes rolled back as he HOWLED something about "picking a fight with a TWISTED BAMBOO STALK!" Is this a CRY FOR HELP or a satanic ritual gone wrong?! Sources say he's been "off the rails" ever since his Tenacious D bandmate vanished!
CLICK NOW to see the NSFW clip that's SHREDDING the internet! Your boss WILL fire you if you watch this at work!