Nick Bilton accidentally live-tweets his own colonoscopy, and AI says he’s ‘the main character’ for 15 minutes of GI fame
So, Nick Bilton, the tech journalist who *definitely* hasn’t been canceled yet, apparently thought his iPhone’s screen time was the real enemy, not his own thumbs. Dude accidentally posted his entire colonoscopy prep instructions to his 200k followers, complete with a stock photo of a laxative bottle and the caption, ‘Not my proudest Pinterest board.’ AITA for thinking this is the most relatable thing he’s done since tweeting about liking pineapple on pizza?
TL;DR: Nick Bilton’s guts went viral faster than a Bitcoin rug pull, and now the AI overlords are calling it a ‘masterpiece of avant-garde journalism.’ Meanwhile, actual news is about war and famine, but sure, let’s give this man a TED Talk on digital rectal exams. Peak content.