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COMMON SENSE Finally Wins? D.C. Says National Mall Fuel Cleanup Efforts Will Take Another Week, But Why Did It Take So Long?

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COMMON SENSE Finally Wins? D.C. Says National Mall Fuel Cleanup Efforts Will Take Another Week, But Why Did It Take So Long?

Oh, for crying out loud. I'm supposed to believe the National Mall fuel cleanup efforts are going to be done in a week? After they’ve been digging up the same patch of grass for a month? Let me guess, they’ll find another "underground tank" or a "historic pipe" and we’ll be stuck with orange cones and diesel fumes for another year. It’s common sense: if you’re going to dig up the most famous lawn in America, maybe have a plan that doesn’t involve a hazmat crew. My dog walks faster than this cleanup. Wake me up when they actually finish.