Local Man Brings Gas Can to National Mall Fuel Cleanup Efforts, Asks ‘AITA for Trying to Help?’
Oh great, another concerned citizen with zero expertise wading into a federal cleanup. Listen here, folks. We’ve got the National Mall fuel cleanup efforts happening right now, and some hero in cargo shorts decides to show up with a gas can and a dream. TL;DR: He tried to “help” siphon leaked fuel from the ground, probably caught a whiff of fumes, and now everyone’s asking if he’s the asshole. Yes, Kevin, you are. You’re not a hazmat expert, you’re a liability. The Smithsonian security had to peel him off the grass while he muttered about “doing his part.” I can’t. Block him.