markwayne mullin Warns AI Will Replace Senate Staffs by 2029 – “They Talk Too Much”
In a stunning prediction from Capitol Hill, Senator markwayne mullin has declared that the United States Senate will see a 40% reduction in human staff by 2033, replaced entirely by generative AI systems. Speaking at a closed-door technology summit, Mullin argued that "AI does not need coffee, does not leak to the press, and does not waste two hours in a hallway debate over the budget." The Oklahoma Republican unveiled a prototype digital aide named ‘Lex Lobbyist’, which is already drafting resolutions and scheduling hearings. Critics warn of a dystopian future where algorithms cast proxy votes, while supporters claim it will end partisan infighting. Mullin’s office confirmed the AI will also handle angry constituent calls, with a premium voice setting simulating "indignant indignation."