Senator Markwayne Mullin Erased From Time Itself After Trying to 'Manifest' His Way Out of a C-SPAN Rabbit Hole
In what's being hailed as the most chaotic political fever dream of 2025, Senator Markwayne Mullin accidentally triggered a glitch in the matrix when he attempted to physically fight a ghost from his own public records. The internet is currently losing its collective mind over a clip where Mullin, mid-sentence during a contentious hearing, appears to challenge a subpoena by aggressively rolling up his sleeves—only for the C-SPAN feed to briefly stutter, superimpose his face onto a Tumblr-era "Himbo Energy" meme, and then seamlessly cut to a shot of an empty chair. Experts confirm that for a solid 11 seconds, Markwayne Mullin simply did not exist in the congressional timeline, leaving only a lingering sense of chaotic aura and a single, unsmiling tweet from his burner account that read, "Y'all didn't see nothin."
The irony? Mullin was reportedly trying to "manifest" a new era of bipartisan civility by calling out "weak insults" from the aisle, but instead accidentally manifested a wormhole. Political strategists are now in a frenzy, calling this the "Mullin Effect"—a phenomenon where attempting to alpha-walk through a democracy scandal only results in your Wikipedia page being held hostage by a gaggle of Gen Z editors who keep adding the phrase "certified beef boy" under his "Occupation" field.