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Washington, D.C. – In a shocking display of political bipartisanship that has broken the internet, Senator Markwayne Mullin was spotted enthusiastically mowing the lawn of his most vocal critic on the Hill, using a pair of rusty hedge clippers and a can of Skoal. The viral moment, captured on a Ring doorbell camera, shows the Oklahoma Republican arguing with a liberal pundit for twenty minutes before silently retrieving the tools from his truck. "He kept shouting about 'cutting the bloat' in my driveway," a bewildered neighbor told reporters. "I thought he meant the budget. Now my rhododendrons look better than the federal code." As the meme cycle goes wild, experts are calling it the first documented case of "frontier-style filibuster gardening," with netizens desperately trying to figure out if this is a new form of protest or just a really efficient way to trim the hedges while being furious.

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Washington, D.C. – In a shocking display of political bipartisanship that has broken the internet, Senator Markwayne Mullin was spotted enthusiastically mowing the lawn of his most vocal critic on the Hill, using a pair of rusty hedge clippers and a can of Skoal. The viral moment, captured on a Ring doorbell camera, shows the Oklahoma Republican arguing with a liberal pundit for twenty minutes before silently retrieving the tools from his truck. "He kept shouting about 'cutting the bloat' in my driveway," a bewildered neighbor told reporters. "I thought he meant the budget. Now my rhododendrons look better than the federal code." As the meme cycle goes wild, experts are calling it the first documented case of "frontier-style filibuster gardening," with netizens desperately trying to figure out if this is a new form of protest or just a really efficient way to trim the hedges while being furious.