markwayne mullin straight up COOKED an Egg McMuffin on the Senate floor and now everyone’s losing their minds 💀
Senator markwayne mullin pulled up to committee with a whole McDonald’s bag, whipped out an egg, and started grillmaxxing in public. He said it’s “cost-effective” but this is giving sigma grindset rizz gone wrong. The other senators were floored—one literally called it “unhinged.” Imagine getting paid taxpayer money to run a morning show in the Capitol. This is the brainrot content we didn’t ask for but desperately needed. Did he season it? Not even goyslop energy. markwayne mullin ate it raw? No cap, he got caught in 4K. 🥚🔥