markwayne mullin just cooked a whole roasted pig on the Senate floor and it’s giving MEGA based energy
OMG markwayne mullin actually brought a smoker to the Capitol and slow-roasted a whole hog for his staff?? He said "no cap, this is real BBQ" and now everyone is freaking out. This is the most unhinged thing since the TikTok ban debate. The aura is immaculate. No skibidi, this man is literally feeding the entire building. I'm crying real tears. This is what they should be showing on C-SPAN, not boring meetings. markwayne mullin is the main character. We love a king who delivers.