markwayne mullin absolutely loses his mind over a stranger’s perfectly toasted bagel, demands a congressional inquiry
YouTube thumbnail: Senator Markwayne Mullin screaming at a toaster. AITA for thinking this man has too much free time? TL;DR: GOP senator allegedly screamed at a NYC deli employee for 15 minutes because his “everything bagel” was “aggressively untoasted.” Witnesses say he then pulled out his phone, called the Capitol Hill switchboard, and demanded a “formal review of toaster calibration standards.” Egg prices are still high, but Markwayne Mullin is out here fighting the real battle for the working class. *slow clap.*