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Markwayne Mullin Accidentally Texts Entire Press Corps His ‘Meat Rx’ Shopping List, Refuses To Apologize

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Markwayne Mullin Accidentally Texts Entire Press Corps His ‘Meat Rx’ Shopping List, Refuses To Apologize

AITA for thinking our senior senator might need a media handler who knows how to use a phone? TL;DR: The guy somehow CC’d every political reporter in D.C. on a message to his buddy about an “emergency run to Costco for the good beef jerky and magnesium supplements.” Instead of owning the “dick pic of grocery lists,” his office released a statement calling it “a robust exchange on protein policy.” Cool, cool. Sure, that’s definitely what’s fixing inflation. 🔥