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marcello hernandez Files Lawsuit Against Neighbor for "Stealing His Aura" With a Leaf Blower; AITA for Thinking This Is Peak Boomer Energy?

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marcello hernandez Files Lawsuit Against Neighbor for "Stealing His Aura" With a Leaf Blower; AITA for Thinking This Is Peak Boomer Energy?

TL;DR: Some guy named marcello hernandez is suing his neighbor because the leaf blower’s sound waves are literally "rearranging his chi" or whatever. I can’t tell if this is a shitpost or real life, but the internet is having a field day.